Cartman In The Morning | A Mixed Bag From The Show!
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Wes Scantlin Interview with Cartman October 2021
November 1st, 2021 12:00am | Duration: 06:43
Cartman chats up Wes and his world with Puddle of Mudd. Disclosure... did Cartman kiss Wes?
December 17th, 2015 10:43am | Duration: 13.11
On The Podcast today... The Bizarre Files. In The files, setting yourself on fire is bad. Also, if you are stupid... being a criminal is not for you. I opened up the phone lines today and took calls on what people always get wrong about your job. Also, 5-year old Connor stopped in today so he could check out the studio for his birthday. he interviewed like a champ. And finally... Smitty to delete his facebook, so spoilers for Star Wars don't leak to him before he can see the movie. All this and more on the podcast! Check out the audio!
December 15th, 2015 08:38am | Duration: 11.05
On the podcast today... The Bizarre Files! In the files, both stories about indecent exposure. Come on people! Keep it in your pants! Also on the podcast... CareerBuilder.com asked it's users the weirdest gifts they got from a Secret Santa in the workplace! I opened up the phone lines and asked people to tell me about the last time they really ended up in the dog house with their significant other. Radio Batman did the Jedi Mind Trick on me. And we grew your knowledge! Check out the audio!
December 14th, 2015 09:40am | Duration: 9.57
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. In the files, a man who makes the jobs of our police very easy. Also, a woman busted with money and meth... hidden in some interesting places. I opened up the phone lines and took calls on your "Don't Be That Guy!" Great calls! And finally... a couple of dummies got into a shoot out... over Kool Aid.
December 8th, 2015 09:48am | Duration: 13.30
On The Show Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. In the files, never steal from someone while wearing a shirt with your name on it! Also in the files, while getting a mouth party from someone while driving down the road, it's important not to kill a homeless person. I talked on the show today why I am starting to hate Snapchat! (follow me @RadioCartman BTW) I took calls asking the worst present you ever received for Christmas and Radio Batman came in and we talked about the greatest musical mash-up EVER! Check it out!
December 4th, 2015 09:01am | Duration: 14.18
On The Podcast Today... The backstory of Brokeback Mountain 2. Also, your Bizarre Files. In the files... cows and their farts, plus when trying to impress a woman, don't drop a deuce on her lawn. I asked listeners to call in with their constant "life" long disappointment! Great calls! And last... Mike from Top Comics in Traverse City came in to talk about Star Wars Trivia night. It kicks off at 5 p.m., December 12th, at Right Brain in TC! To get hyped for the show, Radio Batman and I competed over Star Wars trivia. It was brutal. We suck at trivia.
December 3rd, 2015 10:02am | Duration: 8.30
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. In the files, a woman who drinks air freshener, nuns who dress up like hookers, and a guy who is clearly the butt of every joke. I was on reddit.com and a guy on the site wrote about his weight loss. Looks like a certain sandwich shop could get a new spokesman out of it. I asked listeners to call in and tell me why they made the naughty list this year... and asked kids to call in and tell me if they think their parents were on the naughty or nice list... GREAT calls! And finally, Radio Batman stopped in and we talked about the Sully of Godsmack and Nikki Sixx think. Check out the audio!
December 2nd, 2015 09:59am | Duration: 8.52
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. In the files, a woman who threw a party with plenty of drugs, to celebrate her probation ending... for drug charges. Also, a woman who partnered with her daughters to egg homes. You can also hear about the American dream, holiday lights causing issues with your WI-Fi, and I asked for stories about the most ridiculous thing you, or someone you know... cried over. Great calls! Check out the audio!
December 1st, 2015 08:56am | Duration: 11.01
On The Show Podcast Today... The first ever "after the show" bonus content. Smitty came in studio and we get a little nerdy over a Star Wars conspiracy involving one of the most hated characters. Also featured on the podcast today is some of the fun stuff from the show including the Bizarre Files, the cost of all the items in the 12 days of Christmas, plus I asked people to call in with the weirdest thing their kids asked Santa for Christmas! Great calls! Check out the audio!
November 30th, 2015 08:55am | Duration: 13.34
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. In the files today... two men battle of the toilet, and another man dies when he got stuck in the fireplace. No, it wasn't Santa. Also on the podcast today, I was curious as to what sounds make you cringe? I can't handle people chewing their gum loudly. Like a damn cow eating grass. Great calls came in. Radio Batman came in studio today and we talked Christmas decorations and a certain Christmas song with a hidden dirty word! Check out the audio!
November 27th, 2015 08:38am | Duration: 12.09
On The Show Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. In the files, a man is in jail for murder after not getting fast food. Also, a spider caused the police to be called because neighbors thought a man was attacking his wife. I opened the phone lines and asked what went wrong on Thanksgiving! Great stories rolled in! I also had Grow Your Knowledge. A feature that makes us all less dumb. Check out the audio!
November 26th, 2015 08:09am | Duration: 10.46
On The Podcast Today... Happy Thanksgiving! On the show this morning, I was concerned because of the holiday that the phone lines would be dead, instead.. they were insane! My emotions went from one extreme to another and I used music to show it! I had the Bizarre Files today. In the files, the dumb things we do to get internet famous, and a lawyer gets owned by a judge! I know we are all thankful for some serious and amazing things, but figured we were thankful for some ridiculous things as well. I had people call and share those things! Also... i had the chance to GROW YOUR KNOWLEDGE! Check out the audio!
November 25th, 2015 08:47am | Duration: 8.40
On The Podcast today... The Bizarre Files. In the files, exposed nipples, and baby Jesus returns! I put a fun Finish The Sentence out there and got great calls! The youth of today will never know the struggles of ________! Check out the audio!
November 24th, 2015 08:45am | Duration: 10.26
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. In the files... Darth Vader gets smashed in the face with salad dressing and a fat stripper. I came across a great article where Santa talked about the weirdest stuff that kids have asked for. Also, I wanted to find out what offended you today? Great calls! Check out the audio!
November 23rd, 2015 08:50am | Duration: 14.31
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre files. Stories in the files include a man who wanted his arm pit smelled, and a man calls in a fake bomb threat to a hospital, so his wife would have to wait to have their baby. I took calls today on what one of your jobs would leave you smelling like! Great calls came in for the Mouthin Off topic! Also, talked about how holding your poop in can be dangerous, and why today's youth are overly sensitive pansies.
November 20th, 2015 08:46am | Duration: 12.10
On The Podcast Today... Your Bizarre Files. In the files... a woman attacked with pillows at Wal-Mart and drunk woman steals a cab in NYC. Also, I asked people to share the one hook up they totally regretted! messed up stories came in! AND... I wanted to have people call in and fake sick! Check out the audio!
November 19th, 2015 10:47am | Duration: 17.28
On The Podcast Today... The Bizzare Files! In the files... super nerd action! You can also hear about the new app Nickelblock! I opened up the phone lines to have people call in an mouth off on today's topic! Insane stories of people and their first car accident! AND... check out the audio of me having a little fun with the Butterball Turkey hotline!
November 12th, 2015 10:15am | Duration: 19.21
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. Also, garlic... good for getting chicks? I asked if you had the money, what is something you'd do every single day? Great calls on that! And then... I got my troll on. Check it out!
November 11th, 2015 08:55am | Duration: 16.18
On The Podcast Today... I had to tap into my engineering skills and fix the phone lines. Basically, I unplugged the system, and then plugged it back in. BOOM. Victory. The Bizarre Files for today includes story about a guy who physically attacked someone because of their online review of his book and a drunk couple beats on each other over who will rake the leaves! Also on the podcast today, the most disgusting thing I have ever heard as a way of describing self gratification. I asked listeners to call in and mouth off today. I wanted to find out what is something you refuse to replace or throw away. Great calls on that! Other featured clips include celebrities you may not know who served in the military, after sex routines, and an Alternative Addiction for today!
November 10th, 2015 08:55am | Duration: 18.39
On The Podcast Today... A couple of early morning check in calls! The Bizarre Files is also on the podcast. In the files today, a drunk guy shoots at a Civil War Reenactment, and a couple high on drugs called police for help with the possums and people jumping out of their microwave! I once had a moment... or two... or more where I was a terrible person. I decided to find out your moment where you were a totally terrible person! Fantastic calls came in for this! Radio Batman came in and chatted about being the father of a two year old child. More evidence I don't want kids. And finally, your Alternative Addiction for today!
November 9th, 2015 09:43am | Duration: 19.15
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. In the files, a rapper who turned terrorist and woman who cried wolf! I talked about idiots who believe anything they see on the internet... like wireless bungee jumping as an example. Also, today I opened up the phone lines looking for a specific type of person that you just don't see as cool. Funny calls came in for that! Radio Batman came in an talked apps you need to know about... and one that you really didn't! I also have a new Alternative Addiction in the podcast today! Featuring Muse!
November 6th, 2015 09:35am | Duration: 14.53
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. In the files, a stapler puts a school on lock down, and cracking the code. What your kids text messages really mean. I opened up the phone lines asking this question... is it too early to start all the Christmas stuff? Also on this podcast, your Alternative addiction for today, featuring the Counting Crows.
November 5th, 2015 09:40am | Duration: 17.37
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. In the files. A man is caught naked, and punching the clown in his car, and a dude gets caught with a pocket penis. I asked listeners to call up and tell me what pisses me off. Awesome calls! When I shared with the world that I had already put up my Christmas decorations up and every single Scrooge came out. I decided to try and spread some early Christmas cheer. Christmas Carols on the air! And... I also had a new Alternative Addiction today! I featured My Chemical Romance!
November 4th, 2015 09:27am | Duration: 12.27
On The Show Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. In the files today... farting sheep and a Hunger Games themed amusement park. I asked the question... what is the biggest impulse buy you've ever made? Great calls with crazy impulse purchases! Also on the podcast today, no more Holiday Pity parties and a new Alternative Addiction for today! The AA featured was Carolina Liar!
November 3rd, 2015 09:44am | Duration: 17.08
On The Podcast This Morning... The Bizarre Files. In the files, if you are a white male, 45 to 55 years old, poor, and only have a high school diploma... you're gonna die. At least according to science. Also... a 17 year old that is far too successful. I ask what is something your parents told you, that you found out later in life they were totally right? Great calls. I also talked about Star Trek making it's way back the small screen AND... a certain dance might help you cope with pain. Last on the podcast, your Bizarre Files featuring The Fratellis!
November 2nd, 2015 08:59am | Duration: 15.12
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files! In the files today, a man does the dumbest Halloween costume ever, and a woman gets hands on with condiments. I talked about the coolest Halloween costume I saw, and it sparked some great calls! Also, I wanted to ask what was something you did once, and won't do it again? Great calls! I also have an Alternative Addiction for today! Check it out!
October 30th, 2015 09:45am | Duration: 16.30
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files! In the files, popcorn... the reason crime happens. Also, a man gets to close with his horse. Want some sexy lines to use on chicks this Halloween? Got them on the podcast! I wanted people to share with me a horror story in 5 words, and got some great calls! Also on the podcast, the funniest, creepiest, and GREATEST Halloween song! And finally... the Alternative Addiction for today... The Bloodhound Gang!
October 29th, 2015 10:26am | Duration: 17.12
On Your Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. In the files, the man who voiced McGruff The Crime Dog is in jail, and a Justin Bieber wannabe gets arrested! I asked listeners who has the worst job in Northern Michigan and why? Great calls. Also on the podcast... a radio DJ got a little too hands on with Taylor Swift, facebook hacking, and Radio Batman came in and talked about the new craze... CLOWNING. Last, an all new Alternative Addiction for today... the band GARBAGE!
October 28th, 2015 08:39am | Duration: 15.35
On The Podcast Today... Your Bizarre Files. In the files, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, AND... a website that teaches gender roles. I opened the phone lines and asked the creepiest thing you found in your house or on your property! Great calls! Plenty of other show moments and a new AA for today! Tears For Fears! Check it out!
October 27th, 2015 09:46am | Duration: 18.21
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files! In your files, a woman is too protective of her little snowflake, and a man who takes The Walking Dead too serious! Also, I wanted to find out something weird that you do. For me, I rock when I drive. Like literally rock back and forth. Radio Batman was in studio when Smitty showed up with his pornstache, and we had fun talking about why Smitty was now rocking that look! All this, plus a new AA for today! Featuring Florence And The Machine.
October 26th, 2015 09:02am | Duration: 13.52
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. In the files, a man who used his fingers as a deadly weapon and a guy who wanted to use a Machete to defend the honor of his stink. Also, I wanted to find out something that your significant other makes you do, even though you hate it. Great calls came in. More proof I am a terrible uncle is found in the podcast and a new AA for today... featuring the band Phoenix.
October 23rd, 2015 09:23am | Duration: 20.15
On The Show Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. Also, a few random fun calls. Tossed out the topic of what is something you are famous for in just your group of friends, and I attached my favorite calls. Smitty and I talked Back To The Future and the lack of Biff on promotional stuff as well as the GRZ Dirt Conquest! Also, 21 Pilots was your AA for today! Check it out!
October 22nd, 2015 09:25am | Duration: 14.47
On The Podcast Today... Protein farts. We also have your Bizarre Files! In the files, a man spanks it in a NYC subway, and a cupcake criminal. I asked for people to call in and share with me the good things about getting older. We usually only focus on the negative. I wanted to do the opposite today. Featured today for the Alternative Addiction is Custom "Hey Mister". Check it out!
October 21st, 2015 09:20am | Duration: 13.23
On The Podcast today... A spider sent 11 people to the hospital, and a couple of criminals prove that you just don't have to be smart to do their job, unless you don't mind getting caught! I also put the topic out there... what is something your husband/wife won't let you do? And then I invited Smitty in the studio. He has a great laugh at a horrible moment for me, and I tired to recreate that sadness I felt for him. There is also a new AA on the podcast today! Check it out!
October 20th, 2015 09:40am | Duration: 15.23
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. In the files... a Jersey man who wiped his ass with his summons and another guy chokes a woman on a plane! I asked you to call up and tell me a fad, trend, or style that you wish would make a comeback! Also, if you give people who don't want kids a hard time, you're an a-hole! Plus... the Alternative Addiction for today! Veruca Salt!
October 19th, 2015 09:15am | Duration: 21.58
On The Podcast Today... Your Bizarre Files! In the files today, criminals are now so stupid, that it's making the police officers job very easy. Also, police wanted to arrest a man on a warrant, but he and his girlfriend refused to leave their trailer until they could have sex one last time. I was given a fun topic from Radio Batman that he found on the Chive. I asked you if you had to pick any bad guy in a horror movie to be your roommate, who would you pick and why? Great calls! Another part of the podcast is Smitty pouring salt in a giant gaping wound, and last on the podcast... the Alternative Addiction featuring Beck!
October 16th, 2015 09:31am | Duration: 16.33
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. In the files, we feature why it should be acceptable for toddlers to be sentenced to the death penalty, and a church sends a homeless guy to jail... for being hungry and homeless. Also on the podcast today, finish the sentence! "I'm sick and tired of hearing about __________"! Smitty stopped in studio and we talked about the things that grown men should no longer wear, and lastly your Alternative Addiction! Featured AA, The Bravery!
October 15th, 2015 09:59am | Duration: 19.02
On The Podcast Today... Your Bizarre Files! The files feature stories about an idiot who played with fire, and a guy who turned 2 dollars into a possible 5 million dollars! The conversation of men and women and our difference on sex and food came up. A must hear for men everywhere! For the Mouthin Off question of the day, I was curious where did your dad keep his dirty magazines and movies and how did you accidentally find them? Great calls came in on that topic! Also, we had Grow Your Knowledge today as well as Smitty Listens To Pop Music. AND... our featured Alternative Addiction is old school Arctic Monkeys! Check out the audio!
October 14th, 2015 09:50am | Duration: 17.22
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. Featured in the files today, the brojob! Also, a penis enlarger that's been pulled off the market. More from the podcast, my wife is the funniest person I know, Radio Batman updates us on the health of his balls, plus what candy do people love most, broken down by state! For Mouthin Off today, I asked people to tell me the movie they felt everyone has to see. The Must see movie. Check out the calls that came in! You can also hear the brand new Alternative Addiction for today. The featured artist is The Strokes!
October 13th, 2015 09:34am | Duration: 16.57
On The Podcast Today... Your Bizarre files. Featured in the files, how to be a real gangsta and Playboy magazine is dumping the nudes. Also on the podcast this morning, I asked this question... "If a million dollars fell into your lap, what would your first purchase be"? A few other things on the podcast include #NotSoPureMichigan, and the Alternative Addiction for today!
October 12th, 2015 09:34am | Duration: 14.17
On The Podcast Today... In your files for today... the worst couples costume ever, and a man who got caught for crappy reasons. Also, I asked people to call and tell me things that their parents let them do as a kid, that people might question their ability to parent these days. Great calls! And make sure to listen to the Alternative Addiction for today!
October 9th, 2015 09:42am | Duration: 24.21
On The Podcast Today... Your Bizarre Files. Honestly... both stories deal with the butt in one way or another. Also, I wanted to find out how you felt about the dad who is letting his 3 year-old son dress like Elsa, from Frozen. Plenty of calls and opinions on that! And then... to get prepared for Bras For Cause and for our live broadcast from Screams In The Dark tonight, we had a little competition. Pickles the clown from Screams In The Dark came in studio and wore a bra. Smitty and Radio Batman has contest who could take Pickles bra off the quickest! It was awkward. Smitty really hated it. Check out the audio!
October 8th, 2015 10:17am | Duration: 12.27
On The Podcast Today... How was your dog super bad? Great calls came in for that! Also on the show the most and least sexually active cities in the United States. Michigan has one of the MOST sexually active! You can also check out an awkward moment between myself and a listener and the Alternative Addiction for today. The Clash.
October 7th, 2015 09:12am | Duration: 20.34
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. In the files, a man calls 911 because his girl wouldn't give him any ass... and a 2 year old lost in the woods kick the cold temps and nasty weather in the ass. So, sometimes you say or do the wrong thing and your significant other will cut you off in the bedroom. I took calls on why people got cut off! Great audio! Shim from the Sick Puppies has a new band, they're called Screaming At Demons, and we debuted the new tune this morning on the show! Check it out in the contest! Also on the podcast... I was burned by Radio Batman, and my dog did something so bad... I refused to claim ownership the rest of the night! #goldenshowers
October 6th, 2015 09:27am | Duration: 13.17
On The Podcast Today.... The Bizarre Files! Featured stories include a guy who paid a hooker for 30 minutes and only got 10, robot sex, and the onion truck that caught fire on Frying Pan Rd! Also on the podcast... if you could choose any song to play every time you entered into a room to let people know you were there, what would it be? Buzzfeed asked for people to submit weird things that they received on Halloween while trick-or-treating, Radio Batman popped in and we went over the list. Plus, your Alternative Addiction for today! Blessed Union Of Souls!
October 5th, 2015 07:56am | Duration: 19.57
On The Podcast Today.... The Bizarre Files! Featured stories include, a teenage girl who rages out with a coffee pot, and a two year old who might be headed to prison! Also on the podcast, today is my wife's and my anniversary! Two years of marriage bliss! SO... I let you call in and ASK MY WIFE ANYTHING that you wanted to know about me... no censorship from my end! Check out the calls! The Mouthin Off topic for today was what did you choose over sex, and a new Alternative Addiction is featured! Check it all out! Hit play!
October 2nd, 2015 09:36am | Duration: 29.35
On The Podcast Today.... An all new MAIL CALL! Also, I wanted to find out if anyone was as dumb as I was. When I was little, I swallowed a dime like the dope I am. So... I asked this question, what did you or your child swallow? Great calls came in! David Graves of Falling Down Stairs productions came in to talk about a twist on a comedy show that's happening this weekend! And then... he and Smitty played a fantastic game on the air! And last on the podcast... an all new Alternative Addiction for today! Check out the audio!
October 1st, 2015 09:40am | Duration: 13.24
On The Podcast Today... We start with The Bizarre Files! In the files today, cocaine bricks and an armed robber with great nails! A horrifying thing happened this morning. The one and only Honey Boo Boo has released a song to the word. It's name? "Movin Up" (The Honey Boo Boo Bop) Also, I wanted to find out what your favorite drinking song was! Great calls! Mine will always be "Friends In Low Places" from Garth. Feel free to comment with yours below! I also had New Medicine featured as your Alternative Addiction!
September 30th, 2015 09:38am | Duration: 22.16
On the podcast today... Your Bizarre Files had some great stories! A guy played doctor, and a woman who paints with her boobs! The Mouthin Off question for today was simple... what makes the worst come out of you? When are you your most evil? Great calls! Also, I broke down the procedures I had to undergo at the hospital this past Monday and the actually emergency that occurred with my wife. Thankfully while still at the hospital. And finally... your Alternative Addiction for today! Matisyahu!
September 25th, 2015 09:40am | Duration: 18.19
On The Podcast Today... The Bizarre Files. Bacon facts. I also took calls to find out what you consider to be your "crack". Great calls for that! Also, the nastiest courting process from the 1800's, Baby GAP, and the first listener who literally was able to make me lose my train of thought. Check out the audio!